2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image which will not sell above cost.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the lord In God We Trust in vain.
4. Remember the sabbath day income, to keep the work week wholey.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother, until such is thy inheritance.
6. Thou shalt not kill except for profit.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery unless it furthers thy career.
8. Thou shalt not steal before the eyes of men.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor without a fee.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, wife, ass, wife's ass, man-servant, maidservant, ox, nor anything that is thy neighbor's unless it's better than yours.
These Ten Commandments were handed down by the GodAlmighty forces of Capitalism. We took the tablets and haven't been the same since.