An Interview with Lang Sine, freelance Neo-Nowist and Noveau Futurist

by Roger Henry, Georegional Director of Future Nonexistant Intra-Urban Affairs.


Q: Mr. Sine, what is a Nowist?
A: Someone who pays attention to the now. I used to be hung up about the past and worry about the future. Now I pay attention to the presents, especially at Christmas.

Q: From your point of view, what do you see for the future?
A: In the future, we will pay more attention to the now.

Q: Why do we pay so much attention to the future now?
A: In order to make money. If we know what will happen, we can get rich. If we are told what will happen, we can be encouraged to buy and make someone else rich.

Q: How is your Nowist point of view pertinent to the new year?
A: There is no such thing as a new year.

Q: What do you mean?
A: See this watch? It's always the same seconds, the same minutes, the same hours. The same sun rises every day. It is the same year coming back around. History repeats itself. The future is now.

Q: How is Nowism relevant now?
A: Let me demonstrate. In the NOW, we have the desire to OWN everything so that we can say we WON. To do this we devise ways to buy now, pay never.

Q: So we need to pay attention now?
A: Many are in such condition that all they can afford to pay is attention. If we don't, we will pay tension in the future. We should pay attention now to our future intentions.

Q: What are your future intentions?
A: To have you join me in wishing everyone Christmas presence and a Happy Now Year!

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