Name Your Own Grain of Sand! For 500 Bucks you can have your name permanently engraved on an uncounted grain on Nameless Beach where Paradise washes into the sea. Swaying palmstumps thump to the beaten waste of drums surrounded by billions and billions of Box B, Bucksville.
Worried? Got Headaches? Having scary dreams or need to forget somebody or something that wakes you up at night? Try the 3 minute LobotoMizer. You can experience total mental freedom in just two easy steps. You'll feel no regrets nor will you remember that you sent 50 bucks to Box B, Bucksville.
Need This or That? If your last shopping experience was incomplete and you got out of the store without This or That, Les Moore will help you score! This and That are not a problem if you don't need them, but don't be sore because shopping is your duty so score more for less at the Les Moore Store next door to the core of Box B, Bucksville.
Looking to make a huge and heavy impact on your life, your neighbors' lawn, the Quad, the Mall, or habitat of endangered species? The Block Heads at the Buckston Industrial Park have megatons of artificial stone in convenient elongated cube form for easy stacking. Now you can easily create your own Blockhenge and have an excuse to start archeological expeditions or pre-pagan-like religions. For more excuses stack 50 Bucks at Blocks B, Bucksville.
Are you no longer amused by the same old dancing at your favorite wiggle joint? Need something more exciting since your doctor recommended aerobic exercise? Sign up now for Brawlroom Dancing! Admission is open to 10 couples who will train to compete for hospital beds and insurance claims in an upcoming international emergency room. Registrants enter with 500 Bucks at the Fabulous Coma Cabana next door to MercyBuck Hospital, Bucksville.
Have you read the new money? Wanna get other views and opinions of the new 50s and 100s? Well, we do, and we invite you to bring yours and share it at the first ever Open Currency Slam this Friday evening at the Booksville BuckMobile which will be parked next door to Box B, Bucksville.
Is your computer acting strange or mimicing symptoms of PMS? Have you noticed any swelling of file size or drive capacities? Your motherboard may be pregnant! If you have installed any new software or hardware in the last few months watch your expansion slots for new parts. If you have virus problems be sure to practice safe modem. For more infomercial send 50 Bucks for Box B, Bucksville.
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2/10/98