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The happy folk at the Solarge Corporation, purveyors of the 180 Holiday Year, announce International Second Century, 100 years of global celebration of the last half second of this century and the first half second of the next century. Watch for Half Baked Sale of Eggless Quiche, Salt Cookies, Frog Fingers, Pineapple Down Side Up Cake and Chicken Monoxide to raise money to finance the establishment of American Month Week, Intercontinental Day Year, National Minute Decade, and Lunar Millennium Nanosecond. Ask for more information anytime but a holiday. Good luck. Box B, Bucksville.
The Bucksville Food-Like Mall announces Picasso Taco, beans and burritos for the Avanteur. Average Motors unveils unique road experience for Conservative motorists who like to drive in the Right circles, the Right Wheel Drive. The more Liberal are invited to check out the Upper Left Wheel Drive. Fundamentally we supply the Wheels Down Drive at Average Motors on the Bucksville Plaza.
FOOD CHAIN LETTER: This is real. Send a salad to the first address listed below, lasagna to the second address, garlic bread to the third, and a bottle of wine to the fourth. Remove address 1, put your address in position 4, copy and send to 20 people who like Italian. Within three weeks you'll have an Italian dinner party for 300 people, so mail your invitations early to 1) Box B, Bucksville, 2) rhenry@comp 3) ....
Tired of sitting on splinters and dining on cable spools? Got furniture that looks like it survived sandstorms? Finish off your fine furniture with Roundoff Chemical Sandpaper and Fine Furniture Finisher. Used by 90% Construction Company, builders & debuilders, and dealer for Shake N' Fake Shingles next door to Box B, Bucksville.