The modern sink is a mounted bucket with a hole in the bottom, a defect overcome by the overwritten Plug'N Hole Stoppage Corporation and available with 300 page instruction book from Box B, Bungsville.
Shortly after I got here I made a call to the Creator to see why I'm here. I've been on hold for 55 years. In the meantime, it's been rumored that I'm waiting for an elevator. I'll pay somebody 50 Bucks to turn down the cheezy music. He's at Box B, Bucksville? Oh, never mind.
Right now I used to think that thoughts are things. Tomorrow things will be only thoughts, so sell those things while you can. I'll give you something to think about for only 50 Bucks to Box B, Bucksville.
If there is no such thing as time, then being here now is also an illusion. If money is just a representation of your time spent, and there is no such thing as time, then money is also an illusion. To restore your faith in time and money send 50 Bucks for 50 years to Box B, Bucksville.
You only go half way around twice, but you will go an infinitesimal amount around forever! When you get half way there you still have the other half to go .. only half way to go .. only one more half to go .. I have to go give half a hundred Bucks to Box B, Bucksville!
Is your ride two costly? Otto Mastard says you are lookin' good, and he's watchin' out for you because your ride is Otto's wheel of fortune at Average Motors, across the Plaza from Box B, Bucksville.
Due ewe know when the last line forms and the wool is gonna be pulled over your eyes and ears and you won't hear the sound of KaChing B, Bucksville?