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NEW Kitsch 'N ComboPliances that use less room:
1) Solar Powered Oven/Freezer
2) Stereo UltraSonic CD/DVD/MP3 Player/Maglev Garbage Disposal, obliterate
leftovers with Led Zep
3)
Average Motors introduces the 2005.1 heavy phaeton luxury fuel burner in
five intimidating models. The Cruise Satyr low rider sound machine sports
sadistic medieval reproductive decor and is heavily armored. The Titanic
gets better mileage than the original, is slightly smaller, but sinks
faster. The Get Bently is so heavy it will not get bent below 55 mph. The
LayBarren. Nothing stands in its way. Top of the line is the Coupe de
Grace touring carbine which gets 11 lives to the gallon. When you get
superior 6-figure incomes make an appointment at Bucksville's Above
Average Motors to test drive Petrolasaurus Rex around the Solarge
Plaza.
The 3-Ale Diner invites members and guests to UnHappy Hour, 4 - 5pm. Get here early because it's Crying Room Only. Well drinks $35, all beers $15. Bocks B, Beersville.
Third Chruch of the AsHoly Bretheren declares that Inlitenmint is for heatherens, and invites believers to share our simple-minded faith in the divine hand of a Ignurnt Designer! The Universe was all set into motion and abandoned on purpose, but it werz too late! Here we is, and we need money, so send 50 Bucks for Fruit of Davine, Box B, Bucksville.