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The USProFF, United States Professional Food Fighters, needs franchise owners willing to take a pie in the face for the sake of fun in a terrorized America. Take your pick of the Philadelphia Cream Cheesers, the San Francisco Quiche Flingers, the Boston Baked Beaners, and the San Diego Salad Shooters. Price? 50 Million Bucks. Contact the USProFF League Headquarters, Box B, Bucksville.