(1/23)
Original CopyCats, wanna roast some real Food for Thought? Try a Plato
Natcho grilled under your own Oven Lite. Smaller than the BreadBox but big
enough to Bake-A-Bisquit, your Oven Lite gets really hot! Store surplus in
your cool new Coin Operated Convection Fridge. Like our beer, we've been
shipped thru the Ozone and Astral Zone for 50 Bucks to the Box B Zone,
Bucksville.
(2/22)
If you live on this planet you will eventually have a flat tire, run out
of breath or surface too slow, none of which is a problem if you carry
Spare Air in the trunk and on your belt. Easy to see through low pressure
clear plasticontainer lets you know how much you got left. You'll need
Spare Air after laughing yourself silly for ordering more than one
(recommended) at 50 Bucks each from Box B, Bucksville.
(10/10)
The Fubar Foundation, in association with Average Motors, announces
production date for the Notsohotsu, a lightweight plastic car that
requires occupant participation to acquire forward propulsion. Not a toy,
more riders means more power in the first real QuadraPedal nearly
automobile now melting in the sun at the Solarge Plaza next door to Box B,
Bucksville.